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All I have to do is front them some cash so they can be certain I am me and then they will send me my booty. It’s a Prize/inheritance fund (I guess they couldn’t figure out which so it’s both) and get this…the World Bank is going to help process this in Paris because of fraud in Africa! Now, if you know the World Bank like I do then you are aware that they provide loans for developing nations. Apparently, they now also help transfer funds from Nigeria to random folks with an e-mail address! New service I guess!
Even the International Monitory[sic] Fund is getting involved. I guess this is like the International Monetary Fund but different since they just Monitor funds?!? Either that or they just need a spell checker.
In any case, I can’t wait to get my funds. This guy is so eager to get the money to me, he put his house up as collateral. What a guy! (Must be some house!)
Anyway, gotta go, I’ve got to go get my millions from Michael who will make a special trip to London just for me. (London? I thought this was a Paris transaction..oh wait, fraud in Africa…Ah…he’s got this all figured out…Good thing I won’t need to do any thinking for myself!) I’m gonna be rich. Just read below and see for yourself. I’m gonna be rich.
Good day.
Did you authorize one Mr. Robert J Smith? to meet me as your representatives. With documents of claim purported to have been signed by you for the released of your part-payment of US$9,700,000.00 (Nine Million, seven hundred thousand United States Dollars).Because your money has been approved already for Payment by the Federal Ministry of Finance.
I hereby officially notify you about the present arrangement to pay you, your over due Prize/inheritance fund which you could not complete the process of the released of your transfer pin code through the Digitalized Payment System. We have decided to pay your funds without any requested fee but through (Through Telegraphic Transfer (TT) this arrangement was initiated/constituted by the World Bank and Paris Club, due to fraudulent activities going on within the African Region.
The World Bank and The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) introduced this payment arrangement as to enable our Prize/inheritance beneficiary to receive their fund without any interference. with this arrangement I have verify with the federal ministry of finance (FMF) and the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) on what I have to do for them to release your money to you. They told me that before your money will be released that you are going to get the below documents as to enable the International Monitory Fund (IMF) accept the transfer because if you don’t get those documents the International Monitory Fund (IMF) will seized the money as an illegal money.
Drug-Money Clearance Certificate
Anti-Terrorism Clearance Certificate
Legality Clearance Certificate
International Monetary Fund Approval CertificateSince the federal ministry of finance (FMF) and the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has approved your money for payment, I have to immediately take a soft loan with one of our local bank here although I also used my house part of collateral for the loan so that I can get the requested documents on your name, the documents have also been submitted to the bank as they were satisfied with them. They have agreed that you will receive your money through their corresponding bank in London which is Abbey National Bank Plc, London.
Do re-confirmation of the below information’s.
1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile
3) Company’s name, position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Copy of int’l passport or any scanned identity to prove you.
6) Purpose of the money you intend to receive
7) Total amount involvedFinally I will have to embank on a trip to London as soon as I get your response to ensure that you receive your funds.
Mr. Michael Peterson.
Payment Supervisors Unit- Central Bank of Nigeria / World Bank Representative.
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Am I the only one that thinks the logo looks like a uterus?
Woa! Now that you mention it….